Quote by Dave Barry
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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