As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
It is important for women to have a choice, to have an opportunity to plan their families, because if they dont, the Republicans have said this is an ownership society. You are on your own, and theyre going to begrudge that child everything, from WIC to a Pell Grant to health insurance. – Gwen Moore