As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen