Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably becaus

As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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Dieting
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Education
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Trees
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A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible. – Welsh Proverb

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Trees

But these trees are derelicts—throwing out a wisp of foliage here and there, a truce to death, with each returning spring. – Julia Ellen Rogers, “The Big Tree and the Redwood,” The Tree Book: A

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Trees

Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other’s company. Only a few love to be alone. – Jens Jensen, Siftings, 1939

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Trees

The best part of happiness is the pines. – Terri Guillemets

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In Gods world, for those who are in earnest, there is no failure. No work truly done, no word earnestly spoken, no sacrifice freely made, was ever made in vain. – Frederick William Robertson

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Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines. – Gloria Trevi

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God

Any fool can destroy trees…. God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand straining, leveling tempests and floods; but he cannot save them from fools… – John Muir, “The American Forests,” August 1897

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Surround yourself with positive people. – Melanie Fiona

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