Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably becaus

As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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How dear the woods are! You beautiful trees! I love every one of you as a friend. – Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Avonlea, 1909

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A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible. – Welsh Proverb

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I willingly confess to so great a partiality for trees as tempts me to respect a man in exact proportion to his respect for them. – James Russell Lowell

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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do. – Willa Cather, 1913

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