Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably becaus

As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Other Quotes from
Trees
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It is not much for its beauty that makes a claim upon mens hearts, as for that subtle, something, that quality of air that emanates from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Trees

The groves were God’s first temples. – William Cullen Bryant, “A Forest Hymn”

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Trees

Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other’s company. Only a few love to be alone. – Jens Jensen, Siftings, 1939

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Trees

A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But though to the outer ear these trees are now silent, their songs never cease. – John Muir

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Trees

Random Quotes

If you search the world for happiness, you may find it in the end, for the world is round and will lead you back to your door. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Happiness

Liberty consists in the power of doing that which is permitted by the law. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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As to honor – you know – its a very fine mediaeval inheritance which women never got hold of. It wasnt theirs. – Joseph Conrad

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Women

Vanity is as ill at ease under indifference as tenderness is under a love which it cannot return. – George Eliot

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