Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably becaus

As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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Death
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To the great tree-loving fraternity we belong. We love trees with universal and unfeigned love, and all things that do grow under them or around them — the whole leaf and root tribe. – Henry Ward Beecher

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. – Jack Handey

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The place is all awave with trees,
Limes, myrtles, purple-beaded,
Acacias having drunk the lees
Of the night-dew, fain headed,
And wan, grey olive-woods, which seem
The fittest foliage for a dream. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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Trees

Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other’s company. Only a few love to be alone. – Jens Jensen, Siftings, 1939

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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. – Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt

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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

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The next war… may well bury Western civilization forever. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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