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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably becaus

As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Trees
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I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
Ill never see a tree at all. – Ogden Nash

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Trees

Trees are your best antiques. – Alexander Smith

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Trees

The trees are whispering to me, reminding me of my roots, and my reach… shhhhhh… can you hear them? Selflessly sharing their subtle song. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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Trees

A few minutes ago every tree was excited, bowing to the roaring storm, waving, swirling, tossing their branches in glorious enthusiasm like worship. But though to the outer ear these trees are now silent, their songs never cease. – John Muir

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Trees

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Instinct is untaught ability. – Alexander Bain, Logic, 1870

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Intuition

The cultural expectation should be if theres infidelity, the marriage is more important than fidelity. – Dan Savage

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Marriage

Shelley is truth itself and honour itself notwithstanding his out-of-the-way notions about religion. – George Byron

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Religion

I woke up this morning, and I still dont believe I won the Daytona 500. – Dale Earnhardt

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Morning