As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen