Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably becaus

As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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It is not so much for its beauty that the forest makes a claim upon men’s hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanation from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk? – Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. – Minnie Aumonier

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The best part of happiness is the pines. – Terri Guillemets

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To live alone one must be a beast or a god, says Aristotle. Leaving out the third case: one must be both – a philosopher. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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And yet, in a culture like ours, which is given to material comforts, and addicted to forms of entertainment that offer immediate gratification, it is surprising that so much poetry is written. – Mark Strand

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Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, youre always going to find a hip-hop tape thats all I buy, thats all I live, thats all I listen to, thats all I love. – Eminem

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Journalists say a thing that they know isnt true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true. – Arnold Bennett

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