Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright Category: Fishing
Fishing is a… discipline in the equality of men – for all men are equal before fish. – Herbert Hoover Category: Fishing
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. – Denis Waitley Category: smile
At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks. – e. e. cummings Category: Time
I love her attitude, but as much as Id like to bring my medals to a speech or appearance, I never do. – Mary Lou Retton Category: Attitude
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred A. Allen Category: Fame
