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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine. – Lena Dunham

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My Daddy liked physical fitness and wanted me to be a prizefighter. – Judy Johnson

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Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security. – John F. Kennedy

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fitness

The value and utility of any experiment are determined by the fitness of the material to the purpose for which it is used, and thus in the case before us it cannot be immaterial what plants are subjected to experiment and in what manner such experiment is conducted. – Gregor Mendel

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fitness

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