Quote by Joan Rivers
The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Other Quotes from
fitness
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You need to eat normally and healthfully, and you need to exercise. Im so passionate about this because I think people spend their lives not happy in their bodies. – Courtney Thorne Smith

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fitness

Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate. The world wasnt formed in a day, and neither were we. Set small goals and build upon them. – Lee Haney

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fitness

In the midst of these hard times it is our good health and good sleep that are enjoyable. – Knute Nelson

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fitness

A drunkard in the gutter is just where he ought to be, according to the fitness and tendency of things. Nature has set upon him the process of decline and dissolution by which she removes things which have survived their usefulness. – William Graham Sumner

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fitness

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Most men are more capable of great actions than of good ones. – Montesquieu, Variètès

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Miscellaneous

First and foremost, youve got to make yourself happy. Essentially being who you are is the most important thing. When youre after truth, happiness always comes. – Nadia Giosia

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Happiness

Im a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that theyre interested in. – Bill Gates

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communication

Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy. – Francis Bacon

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Age