The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers