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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Practice puts brains in your muscles. – Sam Snead

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Your body is the church where Nature asks to be reverenced. – Marquis de Sade

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I dont smoke, dont drink much, and go to the gym five times a week. I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great. I can run a marathon, you know. – Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Jogging is very beneficial. Its good for your legs and your feet. Its also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. – Charles M. Schulz

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