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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Joan Rivers
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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I would like to thank everyone who supported me to be fit for the Euros. I had some fitness problems before the tournament, but I am here now! – Andriy Shevchenko

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The goodness of a thing created is the perfection of its fitness for the use which it serves. Now that use is either particular or universal. – William Ames

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The only weights I lift are my dogs. – Olivia Newton-John

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Muscles come and go flab lasts. – Bill Vaughan

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The experience of being in space didnt change my perspective of myself or of the planet or of life. I had no spiritual experience. – Sally Ride

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Absurdity is what I like most in life, and theres humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. – David Lynch

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