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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Other Quotes from
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I think a basic level of fitness can help the body cope with all manner of incidents. – Richard Hammond

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fitness

I think its more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body. – Rachel Blanchard

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fitness

I would like to thank everyone who supported me to be fit for the Euros. I had some fitness problems before the tournament, but I am here now! – Andriy Shevchenko

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I dont want to lose my fitness. Im 45. I have two babies. Ive got a long way to go and I want to keep in tiptop shape. Theres no magic bullet. – Marcia Cross

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I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. – Plutarch

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Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths. – Edgar A. Shoaff

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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If Im making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers. – Carol Alt

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