Quote by Joan Rivers
The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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My fitness is good. I hope to improve it even further during training. – Andriy Shevchenko

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Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise. – Paula Abdul

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Once in a while Ill get moved to do some exercise. Its something I long for but the biggest problem is bending down and putting my tennis shoes on. Once I go out Im OK. – David Soul

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