Joan Rivers's Quote - The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Riv

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. – Joan Rivers

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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