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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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I would rather exercise than read a newspaper. – Kim Alexis

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Shearer could be at 100 per cent fitness, but not peak fitness. – Graham Taylor

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I believe its extremely important to include some other type of fitness activity in your training, so cross training will help you to avoid injury when you are dancing. – Laurieann Gibson

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Its been a long road back to health and fitness for me. I am just glad to have been given the opportunity to do what I love most. – Jonah Lomu

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The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions. – Cicero

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Prior to passage of Obamacare, Americans spoke out against the individual mandate they didnt want to change the health care they had they didnt want a 3,000-page bill that empowered 15 Washington bureaucrats to decide the future of the doctor-patient relationship. – Fred Upton

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Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world. – Thomas Carlyle

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I got married at 22 and remained in an abusive marriage for 10 years. I made up my mind that that was never going to happen to me again. I made a brave step to walk out in a society when you didnt walk out of an abusive marriage. It was mental and physical abuse. – Joyce Banda

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