The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers