The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
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