The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers
I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers