The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
Yeah, I read history. But it doesnt make you nice. Hitler read history, too. – Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers
Yeah, I read history. But it doesnt make you nice. Hitler read history, too. – Joan Rivers
What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
You need to put what you learn into practice and do it over and over again until its a habit. I always say, Seeing is not believing. Doing is believing. There is a lot to learn about fitness, nutrition and emotions, but once you do, you can master them instead of them mastering you. – Brett Hoebel