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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
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My mother was a P.E. teacher, and she was kind of a fanatic about fitness and nutrition growing up, so it was ingrained in me at a young age. As I get older, Im finding out its not about getting all buffed up and looking good. Its more about staying healthy and flexible. – Josh Duhamel

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fitness

To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise. – Gene Tunney

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fitness

They both go together you cant be in front of the camera hosting a fitness television show in front of 75 million households and not have trained 6 days per week year round – in a bikini no less. – Kiana Tom

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fitness

I didnt have the same fitness or ability as the other girls, so I had to beat them with my mind. – Martina Hingis

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fitness

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I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a mans self-respect is a sin. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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respect

While neurological studies have tried to identify components responsible for fear and greed, the impact on finance is less clear. – Andrew Lo

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The human condition today is better than its ever been, and technology is one of the reasons for that. – Tom Clancy

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We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society. We have truly entered the century of the educated man. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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