Quote by Joan Rivers
The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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fitness
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My fitness trainers English, my physios English, some of my friends are English. I dont have a problem with English people at all. – Andy Murray

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fitness

I have long recognized a link between fitness and mental health and I think we need to encourage young people to take part in sports and team activities because we know it has such positive results. – Tipper Gore

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fitness

I thought I did well for someone who has been out for 10 or 11 months. Then I was sub against Liverpool and tried to play for the guys and work on my fitness. – Paul Gascoigne

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fitness

Exercise is done against ones wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse. – George A. Sheehan

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fitness

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Women are reputed never to be disgusted. The sad fact is that they often are, but not with men following the lead of men, they are most often disgusted with themselves. – Germaine Greer

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