Quote by Joan Rivers
The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. - Joan Riv

The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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Other Quotes from
fitness
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If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health. – Hippocrates

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fitness

I have run two Olympic A standard times over the past 12 months and with the time I ran at the African Championships last week I know my speed and fitness are constantly improving so that I will peak in time for the Olympics. – Oscar Pistorius

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fitness

Overall, I think Im in pretty good shape, but Im not really someone that is gung-ho or a fitness fanatic. – Cobi Jones

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fitness

I have long recognized a link between fitness and mental health and I think we need to encourage young people to take part in sports and team activities because we know it has such positive results. – Tipper Gore

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fitness

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Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. – Carl Sandburg

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I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve. – Isoroku Yamamoto

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Humanity has experienced many revolutionary changes over the course of history: revolutions in agriculture, in science, industrial production, as well as numerous political revolutions. But these have all been limited to the external aspects of our individual and collective lives. – Daisaku Ikeda

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History