Quote by Douglas Adams
Life...is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a fe

Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams

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design
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams

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Family
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If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. – Oscar Wilde

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Life

Its not the men in my life that count, its the life in my men. – Mae West

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Life

I do like a little bit of butter to my bread. – A.A. Milne, When We Were Very Young

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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye

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The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal – that you can gather votes like box tops – is… the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. – Adlai Stevenson, speech, Democratic National Convention, 18 August 1956

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A good time to laugh is any time you can. – Linda Ellerbee

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In charity there is no excess. – Francis Bacon

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I was into all kinds of music as a teen – country music, because my dad was in a band that played country, and whatever my sister and brother were into. – Martina McBride

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