Quote by Douglas Adams
Life...is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a fe

Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Mystery
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Humorous
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Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves? – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Life

Varietys the very spice of life, That gives it all its flavor. – William Cowper

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Life

A life lived with integrity – even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come. – Denis Waitley

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Life

Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living. – Søren Kierkegaard

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Life

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A poem might be defined as thinking about feelings – about human feelings and frailties. – Anne Stevenson

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And in this respect, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has been a tragedy, a clash between one very powerful, very convincing, very painful claim over this land and another no less powerful, no less convincing claim. – Amos Oz

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respect

Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me. – English Proverb

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Identity

I loved autumn, the one season of the year that God seemed to have put there just for the beauty of it. – Lee Maynard

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Autumn