Quote by Douglas Adams
Life...is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a fe

Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Enemy, Enemies
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And wow! Hey! What’s this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like… ow… ound… round… ground! That’s it! That’s a good name — ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? – Douglas Adams

Category:
Skydiving
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I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. – Henry David Thoreau

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Life

You cant make positive choices for the rest of your life without an environment that makes those choices easy, natural, and enjoyable. – Deepak Chopra

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Life

Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers. – Learned Hand

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Life

Let everyone try and find that as a result of daily prayer he adds something new to his life, something with which nothing can be compared. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Life

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Sympathy is two hearts tugging at one load. – Charles Henry Parkhurst

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Id like to jump out of a plane. I have a fear of heights Id like to face. – Freida Pinto

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Painting is by nature a luminous language. – Robert Delaunay

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I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didnt immediately affect her. – John Cleese

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relationship