Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. – Steve Martin

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Its funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. Its like being backstage and hoping you dont trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. – Ashley Judd

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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry

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If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans

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I like all Jim Carrey films. Theyre really funny. – Rupert Grint

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We must not let daylight in upon the magic. – Walter Bagehot

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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. – Ambrose Bierce

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It sounds like a cliche but I also learnt that youre not going to fall for the right person until you really love yourself and feel good about how you are. – Emma Watson

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If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. – Author Unknown

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