Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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Hair
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

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funny
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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Life would be tragic if it werent funny. – Stephen Hawking

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Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher

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funny

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. Its funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off. – Kellan Lutz

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When I was working, and when I was making substantial amounts of money, I always filed and paid my taxes. This only stopped, when it was necessary to withdraw from society, in order to guarantee the safety and well-being of myself and my family. – Lauryn Hill

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The approval of the public is to be avoided like the plague. It is absolutely essential to keep the public from entering if one wishes to avoid confusion. I must add that the public must be kept panting in expectation at the gate by a system of challenges and provocations. – Andre Breton

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The two most important requirements for major success are: first, being in the right place at the right time, and second, doing something about it. – Ray Kroc

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Whats funny is that the idea of popularity – even the use of the word popular – is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact, the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern. – Susan Orlean

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