Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

Theres a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. Theres a lot of sex, you know, in art. Theres a lot of naked women and men, and theres intrigue, theres fakery. Its a real microcosm of the larger world. – Steve Martin

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Art
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

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funny
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Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

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funny

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine

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funny

Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken

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funny

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think hes hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. – Daniel Craig

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The excesses of our youth, are drafts upon our old age, payable with interest, about thirty years after date. – C.C. Colton, Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words; Addressed to Those Who Think,

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Im actually tougher on myself as I get older. Its a vicious cycle. The things that are important in life are the things that you cant buy in life: love, health and happiness. I say that, and I believe that, and I try to live that. – Criss Angel

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If you dont love yourself, you cant love anybody else. And I think as women we really forget that. – Jennifer Lopez

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