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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

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I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way. – Steve Martin

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. – Jennifer Lopez

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Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. – Seal

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The reflection of the world is blues, thats where that part of the music is at. Then you got this other kind of music thats tryin to come around. – Jimi Hendrix

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