Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies – all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies. – Steve Martin

Category:
Life
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I feel good about being able to take bluegrass on to television like Letterman and The View, and Ive heard nice things about being able to do that. I really havent felt any negativity toward me or my music. – Steve Martin

Category:
Music
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Other Quotes from
funny
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People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
funny

But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you cant forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesnt work. – Robert Downey, Jr.

Category:
funny

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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funny

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

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funny

Random Quotes

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun. – George Scialabba

Category:
Imagination

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

Category:
Morning

A sense of blessedness comes from a change of heart, not from more blessings. – Mason Cooley

Category:
Change

I always say you can never be extravagant with beauty. Beauty is God made real. Beauty is life. – Imelda Marcos

Category:
Beauty