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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin

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Money
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Steve Martin
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When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I wouldve had a chance. Because thats where my real heart was. – Steve Martin

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Business
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Steve Martin
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Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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funny

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo

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funny

Its funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said Sparkle, I thought, For real? Its really called Sparkle? I was wondering, too, how does Jordin Sparks as Sparkle sound? – Jordin Sparks

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funny

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

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funny

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All emotions are pure which gather you and lift you up; that emotion is impure which seizes only one side of your being and so distorts you. – Rainer Maria Rilke

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Instincts always outsmart brains. – Terri Guillemets

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Intuition

Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes. – Eric T. Bell, The Development of Mathematics

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Never point a finger where you never lent a hand. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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