Steve Martin's Quote - I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin

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I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic. – Steve Martin

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