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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Art
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Steve Martin
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I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way. – Steve Martin

Category:
Truth
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Steve Martin
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isnt funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. – Steve Martin

Category:
funny
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Steve Martin
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funny
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And remember, its also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. – Fran Drescher

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funny

Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell

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funny

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny

Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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funny

Random Quotes

It is a golden maxim to cultivate the garden for the nose, and the eyes will take care of themselves. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Gardens

As a governor, I am naturally inclined to focus on the domestic side of protecting the United States. – Bill Owens

Category:
Government

Developing a prototype early is the number one goal for our designers, or anyone else who has an idea, for that matter. We dont trust it until we can see it and feel it. – Win Ng

Category:
Visualization

Anything youre trying to will is focused on the future its always associated with some sort of anxiety that makes the present moment somewhat uncomfortable. – Martha Beck

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Future