Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art youre an idiot. – Steve Martin

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin

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funny
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I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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You know whats funny? I dont ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises – I dont see that happening to me. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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