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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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Art
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art youre an idiot. – Steve Martin

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Art
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Theres a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. Theres a lot of sex, you know, in art. Theres a lot of naked women and men, and theres intrigue, theres fakery. Its a real microcosm of the larger world. – Steve Martin

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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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funny

Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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funny

Funny is funny. – Don Rickles

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funny

Im like, bursting. I should be working. I dont want to take a break. Its funny, on set, I dont have to go to the bathroom, I dont have anything wrong, Im perfectly fine, so through-and-through. Im not hungry. Im literally not even in my own body. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

Random Quotes

And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, theyre awesome, the kind of thing that if youre in for ten minutes, youre in for two hours. – Mike Myers

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As the person who has health is young, so the person who owes nothing is rich. – Proverb

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But Socialism, alone, can bring self-determination of their peoples. – Karl Liebknecht

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What is a promiscuous person? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are. – Victor Lownes, Playboy, 1985

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