Steve Martin's Quote - I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin

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You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. – Steve Martin

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin

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My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine. – Flip Wilson

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that theyre being trusted as a friend. – Sloane Crosley

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Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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Insults should be well avenged or well endured. – Scottish Proverb

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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. – Edward Moore

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We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us. – Cary T. Grayson

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