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Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

Theres a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. Theres a lot of sex, you know, in art. Theres a lot of naked women and men, and theres intrigue, theres fakery. Its a real microcosm of the larger world. – Steve Martin

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin

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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. – Gertrude Stein

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