Quote by Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

Other quotes by Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art youre an idiot. – Steve Martin

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Art
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When your hobbies get in the way of your work – thats OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves… well. – Steve Martin

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work
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You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies – all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies. – Steve Martin

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Life
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

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funny

I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. Its funny, when you look back at it, its one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on Homeland, there are no clear boundaries and enemies. – Matthew Rhys

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funny

Its funny because its funny. – David Spade

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funny

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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funny

Random Quotes

Everyone should learn to do one thing supremely well because he likes it, and one thing supremely well because he detests it. – Brigham Young

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Wise Words

After you start learning all about the mechanics of piloting a riverboat, you stop seeing all the pretty sunsets and you start thinking about the weather. – John Hartford

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Learning

The purpose of meditation practice is not enlightenment; it is to pay attention even at extraordinary times, to be of the present, nothing-but-in-the-present, to bear this mindfulness of now into each event of ordinary life. – Peter Matthiessen

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Meditation

Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted. – Ellen Glasgow

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Violence