I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman