I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman