Quote by Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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