Quote by Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman

Other quotes by Henny Youngman

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman

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Lives of great men all remind us, we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us, footprints on the sands of time. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Working hard is great, being lazy sometimes is great, but failed potential is the worst. – Campbell Scott

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. – William Shakespeare

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I think that the good and the great are only separated by the willingness to sacrifice. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Its your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and dont take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. – Betty White

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War is never a solution; it is an aggravation. – Benjamin Disraeli

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I believe that we must maintain pride in the knowledge that the actions we take, based on our own decisions and choices as individuals, link directly to the magnificent challenge of transforming human history. – Daisaku Ikeda

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