I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman
Linguists are no different from any other people who spend more than nineteen hours a day pondering the complexities of grammar and its relationship to practically everything else in order to prove that language is so inordinately complicated that it is impossible in principle for people to talk. – Ronald W. Langacker (b.1942), Language and Its Structure, 1973