I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. – Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. – Francis C. Farley