Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley