Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley