Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
American stuntmen are smart – they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance… But in Hong Kong, we dont know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If youve got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt. – Jackie Chan