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Quote by Robert Benchley
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soo

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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Actors are one family over the entire world. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. Whats funny about that? – Casey Stengel

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The secret is to make sure your family comes before anything else, because no matter what you do youve got to come home. – Barry Gibb

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Everything happens for a reason. Im used to it, I prepare for it. Like I say, at the end of the day, those in charge of their own destiny are going to do whats right for them and their family. – Shaquille ONeal

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but when I told that story around the campfire, nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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My training in Science of Mind had begun with my mother. She took me to a different church every Sunday, and she encouraged me to question the minister afterward. – Esther Williams

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I happened to come along in the music business when there was no trend. – Elvis Presley

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