You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
No doubt, the White House thinks the American people know Obamas story. But since the Inauguration, weve seen only the presidents present: his perfect family, his Ivy League elegance, his effortless mastery of complex issues. We never see him sweat. And we forget that he ever had to struggle. – Dee Dee Myers