Quote by Robert Benchley
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soo

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley

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One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

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Baseball
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The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley

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Books
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. – Dane Cook

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Our notion of the perfect society embraces the family as its center and ornament, and this paradise is not secure until children appear to animate and complete the picture. – Amos Bronson Alcott

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A family with the wrong members in control that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase. – George Orwell

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My family and I built my whole career from scratch. – Maria Sharapova

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The administration of justice is the firmest pillar of government. – George Washington

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The greatest blessing of our democracy is freedom. But in the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. – Bernard Baruch

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A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. – Max Muller

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From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. – Ludovico Ariosto

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