The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
I had a really wonderful upbringing. We were a tight family. It was wonderful to grow up with so many siblings. We were all just a year or two apart, and we were always so supportive of each other. I learned everything from my older brother and sister and taught it to my younger sisters. – Joaquin Phoenix
The Hispanic community understands the American Dream and have not forgotten what they were promised – that in the U.S., a free market system, allows us all to succeed economically, achieve stability and security for your family and leave your children better off than yourselves. – Marco Rubio