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Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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My family moved a lot as a kid. We started in Colorado, where I lived for five years. We moved to Chicago for two years, to San Francisco for one year, Connecticut for seven, Oregon for a couple years, and then I went to school. So I was always moving, Im still always moving. – Gus Van Sant

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A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. Theyd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today. – Giuliana Rancic

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The countries who do the best in international comparisons, whether its Finland or Japan, Denmark or Singapore, do well because they have professional teachers who are respected, and they also have family and community which support learning. – Howard Gardner

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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