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Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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George Carlin
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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good
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom
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Other Quotes from
Family
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The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates his from all the lovely women he has found, from those that could be found, and those who are impossible to find. – Charles Baudelaire

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Family

I grew up in a family in which political issues were often discussed, and debated intensely. – Joseph Stiglitz

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Family

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future. – Gail Lumet Buckley

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Family

In my family in particular, I think, there was a sense we have to work twice as hard. – Caroline Kennedy

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Family

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Band members have a special bond. A great band is more than just some people working together. Its like a highly specialized army unit, or a winning sports team. A unique combination of elements that becomes stronger together than apart. – Steven Van Zandt

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Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow. Dont walk behind me, I may not lead. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. – George Sand

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Happiness

People are starting to go on about my weight but Im not going to change my size because they dont like the way I look. – Adele

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Change

The Company of Wolves is about how society teaches young women to look at themselves, and what to be afraid of. Its about a girl learning that the world of sensuality and the unknown is not to be feared, that its worth getting your teeth into. – Neil Jordan

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Learning