Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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In my family, in the days prior to television, we liked to while away the evenings by making ourselves miserable, solely based on our ability to speak the language viciously. – David Mamet

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A fellow oughtnt to let his family property go to pieces. – Anthony Trollope

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Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will be how you treat other people – your family, friends, and coworkers, and even strangers you meet along the way. – Barbara Bush

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I need my family to remind me in a loving and nice way to lighten up. – Debra Winger

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It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment. – Freeman Dyson

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Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. – Langdon Mitchell

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The reason most of the children are having problems in any inner-city neighborhood is because they dont see enough positive role models in their own environment. – Marla Gibbs

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Fame is the echo of actions, resounding them to the world, save that the echo repeats only the last art, but fame relates all, and often more than all. – Thomas Fuller

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