Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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For my own family, I would always choose the makeshift, surrogate family formed by various characters unrelated by blood. – Anne Tyler

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Blood relatives often have nothing to do with family, and similarly, family is about who you choose to make your life with. – Oliver Hudson

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My mothers love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters. – Michelle Obama

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Respectable means rich, and decent means poor. I should die if I heard my family called decent. – Thomas Mann

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Im not comfortable being around too many people. I dont like being out in public too much. I dont like going to bars. I dont like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who dont always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends. – Adam Sandler

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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be. – William Hazlitt, The English Comic Writers, 1819

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