Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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I love my family and I miss them very much but Im a new person now. I know a lot of people will not agree with what Ive done, but it was right for me. – LaToya Jackson

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The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family. – Thomas Jefferson

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‘Ohana means family — no one gets left behind, and no one is ever forgotten. – Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois, Lilo & Stitch

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I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family I could possibly have hoped for. – Maureen OHara

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Failure and its accompanying misery is for the artist his most vital source of creative energy. – Montgomery Clift

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When a man repeats a promise again and again, he means to fail you. – Proverb

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Part of growing up is just taking what you learn from that and moving on and not taking it to heart. – Beverley Mitchell

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