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Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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Im a strong person, Im a strong family man, Im a strong husband and a strong father. – David Beckham

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Ive always wanted to do a family movie. – Adam Sandler

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I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic. – Tori Spelling

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I come from a family of losers, and Ive rejected my family as something I dont want to be like. – Sting

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Our only hope is to control the vote. – Medgar Evers

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I love singing – singing is what Im famous for doing. Now its turned into things I am famous for doing – like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend, so it does get irritating. – Charlotte Church

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Where there are no tigers, a wild cat is very self-important. – Proverb

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I find myself hoping a total end of all the unhappy divisions of mankind by party-spirit, which at best is but the madness of many for the gain of a few. – Alexander Pope

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