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Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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George Carlin
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping
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Monarchists frequently declare that without the royal family, Britain would be nothing. What a woeful lack of love for ones country such statements express. – Julie Burchill

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Family

When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you dont want to step on any mines. – Glenn Beck

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Family

In Gods family, there are no outsiders, no enemies. – Desmond Tutu

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Family

It sounds cliche, but success is your friends, your family, what you do, and if youre happy when you wake up. – Michael Pitt

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Family

Random Quotes

The defendant wants to hide the truth because hes generally guilty. The defense attorneys job is to make sure the jury does not arrive at that truth. – Alan Dershowitz

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Truth

Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage. – Hesiod

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Age

But because weve all been readers, we know what the experience is like, and we hope that what certain writers have given to us, we will give to someone. – Wallace Shawn

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Experience

The best path through life is the highway. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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Fate & Destiny