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Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
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George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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We are a very crafty family. – Tori Spelling

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As they say in Italy, Italians were eating with a knife and fork when the French were still eating each other. The Medici family had to bring their Tuscan cooks up there so they could make something edible. – Mario Batali

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I would prefer to have no money but to have a nice family and good friends around. – Li Na

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Memory in youth is active and easily impressible in old age it is comparatively callous to new impressions, but still retains vividly those of earlier years. – Charlotte Bronte

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As for how criticism of Keats poetry relates to criticism of my own work, Ill leave that for others to decide. – Jane Campion

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Eternity is in love with the productions of time. – William Blake

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