The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
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Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
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