Quote by George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every tabl

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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For all of higher civilizations recorded history, becoming a man was defined overwhelmingly as taking responsibility for a family. – Dennis Prager

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It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but its a family thing, and I guess its clean. – Barbara Bush

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Given my last position, that I was the first U.S attorney post 9/11 in New Jersey, I understand acutely the pain and sorrow and upset of the family members who lost loved ones that day at the hands of radical Muslim extremists. And their sensitivities and concerns have to be taken into account. – Chris Christie

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I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didnt stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes. – Nadia Giosia

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