If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldnt be in politics. You should go work at a pet store. – Michael Nutter Category: pet
It doesnt work if the bad guys kill his mothers uncles friends neighbors pet dog. Youve got to make the stakes high. – Steven Seagal Category: pet
When a guy tells me Im cute, its not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. – Natalie Portman Category: pet
Thats an amazing moment, the first time you hear yourself on radio. Its still thrilling. – Janis Ian Category: amazing
The scarcity of the music not only makes the music itself enjoyable but it also gives the collector a strange sense of superiority. – Henry Rollins Category: Music
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: car
