Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns
Id rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. – George Burns
Animals, they are one of the most beautiful gifts we have and, you know, if there are people that have compassion, there are very few people that put their money into animal rescue organizations. And if there is someone that has that passion, animals need all the help they can get. – Alyssa Milano
Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and thats only expedited by Out of sight, out of mind. But when you walk outside and see them on a billboard or on TV or on the cover of a magazine, it reopens the wound. Its a high-class problem, but its real. – Hank Azaria