Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns
If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

Dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. – George Burns
If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
The GAO just released a report that said 22 percent of federal programs fail to meet their objectives. The truth is we dont know how taxpayer money is spent in Washington, D.C., which is why I think we ought to put every agency budget up on the Internet for everyone to see. – Carly Fiorina