Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns