Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns

Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns
I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns