Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early. – Yogi Berra
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair. – Yogi Berra
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra