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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

Other quotes by Jerry Lewis

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I dont get into it because I do comedy already. – Jerry Lewis

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Politics
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Jerry Lewis
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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. – Jerry Lewis

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Hope
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Jerry Lewis
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This is the pain pacemaker. Ive got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. Its tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? – Jerry Lewis

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power
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Jerry Lewis
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But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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funny

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

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funny

I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. – Jennifer Lopez

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funny

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Ive got the greatest job in the world. Theres no other job in government where cause and effect is so tightly coupled where you can make a difference every day in so many different ways and in so many different peoples lives. Its a great challenge. – Michael Bloomberg

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