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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I dont have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct. – Jerry Lewis

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Education
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Jerry Lewis
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If youre an old pro, you know how well youre doing when youre doing it, and your inner government spanks you if youre not doing well. – Jerry Lewis

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Its funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didnt have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. – Emily Procter

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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. – Gabrielle Reece

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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. Hes got 30 years on stage… theres no telling him whats funny. – Harold Ramis

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I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than an old stock-market ticker-tape machine, except that you can’t unplug me. – Joseph Epstein, “Quotatious,” A Line Out for a Walk: Familiar Essays, 1991

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