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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. – Jerry Lewis

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Hope
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Jerry Lewis
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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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funny
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Jerry Lewis
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I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I dont have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct. – Jerry Lewis

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Education
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Jerry Lewis
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. – George Bernard Shaw

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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like theyre home. Im that way at Saks. – Caroline Rhea

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funny

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

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funny

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

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funny

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Revenge is not a positive state of mind or energy to indulge your self in. – Michael K. Williams

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positive

But in a 24-hour day, the 25th hour is also the impossible hour, an hour that doesnt exist, that can only be created by the imagination. – David Benioff

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Imagination

I would never want to live in L.A., and I made that decision years ago, so I never chose that path for myself, although I have much respect for those that do it at a high level. – Matt Cameron

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respect

Since I met Starsmith, my producer, I really feel like Im making music because we write it together and produce it together. Ive got a proper involvement in the end product as opposed to just writing a song and finding someone else to produce it. – Ellie Goulding

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Music