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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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Ive had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. – Jerry Lewis

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respect
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If youre an old pro, you know how well youre doing when youre doing it, and your inner government spanks you if youre not doing well. – Jerry Lewis

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Government
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This is the pain pacemaker. Ive got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. Its tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? – Jerry Lewis

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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. – Will Ferrell

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Christianity is art and not money. Money is its curse. – William Blake

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Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If youre a man, you take it. – Malcolm X

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I am incredibly thankful for the strong support I have from my peers in the industry and of course my amazing fans. – Miranda Lambert

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Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, Wow! – Dylan McDermott

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