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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. – Jerry Lewis

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Hope
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Jerry Lewis
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I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I dont have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct. – Jerry Lewis

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Education
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When youre out of sight for as long as I was, theres a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. – Esther Williams

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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. – Gabrielle Reece

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I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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I think Im a romantic person, yeah. – Antonio Banderas

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Left-wing politicians take away your liberty in the name of children and of fighting poverty, while right-wing politicians do it in the name of family values and fighting drugs. Either way, government gets bigger and you become less free. – Harry Browne

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Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure. – Doug Coupland

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. – Charlie Brown

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