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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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If youre an old pro, you know how well youre doing when youre doing it, and your inner government spanks you if youre not doing well. – Jerry Lewis

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Jerry Lewis
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Ive had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. – Jerry Lewis

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respect
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There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so Ill be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be comedies and not female or male, and everyone gets an equal opportunity. – Kristen Wiig

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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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People in their handlings of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If one remains as careful at the end as he was at the beginning, there will be no failure. – Lao Tzu

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May thy ball lie in green pastures… and not in still waters. – Author Unknown

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Truth lives, in fact, for the most part on a credit system. Our thoughts and beliefs pass, so long as nothing challenges them, just as bank-notes pass so long as nobody refuses them. – William James

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We make the world we live in and shape our own environment. – Orison Swett Marden

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