Quote by Jerry Lewis
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman wi

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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Ive had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. – Jerry Lewis

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People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. – Jerry Lewis

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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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I dont write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. – Jennifer Weiner

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You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, its kind of a lifestyle and its easy to get caught up in it – you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyones doing a certain thing… Its tough. – Eminem

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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Then there is a still higher type of courage – the courage to brave pain, to live with it, to never let others know of it and to still find joy in life to wake up in the morning with an enthusiasm for the day ahead. – Howard Cosell

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We find the most terrible form of atheism, not in the militant and passionate struggle against the idea of God himself, but in the practical atheism of everyday living, in indifference and torpor. We often encounter these forms of atheism among those who are formally Christians. – Nicolai A. Berdyaev

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I didnt know my mother had it. I think a lot of women dont know their mothers had it thats the sad thing about depression. You know, you dont function anymore. You shut down. You feel like you are in a void. – Marie Osmond

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