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Quote by Paula Poundstone
I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

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If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders. – Harold Abelson

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