Quote by Paula Poundstone
I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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Death
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The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny. – Jason Alexander

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When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did. – Allen Klein

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Humor

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Humor

I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to my rescue, once. I watched Eric evolve before everyones eyes. Maurice loved what he did, so. He treated his character with respect, down to the costuming. – Madeleine Stowe

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Humor

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Liberty consists in the power of doing that which is permitted by the law. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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I dont know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. – Joel Osteen

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