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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

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I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early 70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire. – David Zucker

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This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section. – John Callahan

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I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating. – Simon Pegg

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It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesnt end. Theres other ways to make money, better jobs. – Ron Livingston

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