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Quote by Paula Poundstone
I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my

I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, its just sort of a tired feeling. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles. – Allen Klein

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Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years. – Allen Klein

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