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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have child

A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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When I first envisioned Funny Games in the mid-1990s, it was my intention to have an American audience watch the movie. It is a reaction to a certain American cinema, its violence, its naivety, the way American cinema toys with human beings. In many American films, violence is made consumable. – Michael Haneke

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