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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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Paula Poundstone
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I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. Its like medicine – very healing. – Max Irons

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Humor

I think its because its so different and it takes risks. Plus, its really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. Theres no laugh track. – Sarah Chalke

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Humor

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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Humor

Let your humour always be good-humour, in the double sense of the phrase: if it comes from a bad humour, it is almost sure to be bad humour. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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Humor

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Ideology and communication more often than not run into each other rather than complement each other. Principle and communication work together. Ideology and communication often work apart. – Frank Luntz

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Astrology is just a finger pointing at reality. – Steven Forrest

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It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously. – H. L. Mencken

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The financial crisis should not become an excuse to raise taxes, which would only undermine the economic growth required to regain our strength. – George W. Bush

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