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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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A good sense of humor will get you everywhere. – Josh Bowman

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