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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

Category:
funny
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Paula Poundstone
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Cats
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. – Scott Thompson

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Humor

I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They kind of keep each other honest, and they enjoy each others sense of humor. Kind of a sexy but boring relationship. – Patricia Arquette

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Humor

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. – Michael J. Fox

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Humor

Random Quotes

Is anyone simply by birth to be applauded or punished? – Hitopadesa

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Ancestry, Ancestors

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. – Bertrand Russell

Category:
Fear

There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it. – Clint Eastwood

Category:
Nature

Hey! It’s summer! Be free and happy and danceful and uninhibited and now-y! – Terri Guillemets

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Summer