Quote by Paula Poundstone
I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

Other quotes by Paula Poundstone

I dont need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. – Paula Poundstone

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thankful
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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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We dont appreciate the value of humor sometimes. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor

If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

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Humor

Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it comes from somewhere else, or the humor of it comes from somewhere else, and it gives it that real-life quality. – Kyle Chandler

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Humor

A sense of humor is great – it goes a long, long way in a marriage. – Chris Rock

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Humor

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Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. – Marilyn Monroe

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The smallest flower is a thought, a life answering to some feature of the Great Whole, of whom they have a persistent intuition. – Honore de Balzac

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The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work. – G. K. Chesterton

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Its red hot, mate. I hate to think of this sort of book getting in the wrong hands. As soon as Ive finished this, I shall recommend they ban it. – Tony Hancock

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