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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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mom
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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

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Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. – Ned Rorem

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I think I have always had a little humor. – Marilyn Monroe

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

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