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I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Im thankful for Sarah Palins vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. – Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Wit.—Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. – Friedrich Nietzsche, “Miscellaneous Maxims and Opinions” (#202, 1879), Human, Al

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Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley

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The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. – Alice Meynell

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Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has – Alan Ashley-Pitt

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All the times Ive been lucky enough to be a part of a show thats actually gotten on the air, its always that same mixture of excitement and utter fear. – J. J. Abrams

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You cant work in the movies. Movies are all about lighting. Very few filmmakers will concentrate on the story. You get very little rehearsal time, so anything you do onscreen is a kind of speed painting. – John Malkovich

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