I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen