I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen

I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen