It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, it feels an impulsion… .this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reason and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons. – Richard Bach