Quote by Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having

One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.” – Douglas Adams

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Computers
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He hoped and prayed that there wasnt an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasnt an afterlife. – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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Disability, Handicaps
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The invalid is a parasite on society. In a certain state it is indecent to go on living. To vegetate on in cowardly dependence on physicians and medicaments after the meaning of life, the right to life, has been lost ought to entail the profound contempt of society. – Friedrich Nietzsche

The chief misery of the decline of the faculties, and a main cause of the irritability that often goes with it, is evidently the isolation, the lack of customary appreciation and influence, which only the rarest tact and thoughtfulness on the part of others can alleviate. – Charles Horton Cooley

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, youre needed by someone. – Martina Navratilova

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One of the gaps in our international development efforts is the provision of global public goods – that is, goods or conditions we need that no individual or country can secure on their own, such as halting global warming, financial stability and peace and security. – Anna Lindh

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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. – James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion, 1926

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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work

In love, unlike most other passions, the recollection of what you have had and lost is always better than what you can hope for in the future. – Stendhal

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Future