One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. – Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams
The chief misery of the decline of the faculties, and a main cause of the irritability that often goes with it, is evidently the isolation, the lack of customary appreciation and influence, which only the rarest tact and thoughtfulness on the part of others can alleviate. – Charles Horton Cooley