Quote by Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having

One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Mystery
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A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the Universe and move bits of it about. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Internet
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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Advertising
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Disability, Handicaps
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The chief misery of the decline of the faculties, and a main cause of the irritability that often goes with it, is evidently the isolation, the lack of customary appreciation and influence, which only the rarest tact and thoughtfulness on the part of others can alleviate. – Charles Horton Cooley

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, youre needed by someone. – Martina Navratilova

The invalid is a parasite on society. In a certain state it is indecent to go on living. To vegetate on in cowardly dependence on physicians and medicaments after the meaning of life, the right to life, has been lost ought to entail the profound contempt of society. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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It is not in the power of even the most crafty dissimulation to conceal love long, where it really is, nor to counterfeit it long where it is not. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Category:
Love

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. – Harold S. Geneen

Category:
Attitude

It has been said repeatedly that one can never, try as he will, get around to the front of the universe. Man is destined to see only its far side, to realize nature only in retreat. – Loren Eiseley, “The Innocent Fox,” The Star Thrower, 1978

Category:
Hmmm

Yes, well I really hope I can make a difference, even in the smallest way. I am looking forward to helping as much as I can. – Kate Middleton

Category:
Hope