Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Divorce
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. – Gerald F. Lieberman Category: Divorce
Im an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. – Kelly Osbourne Category: diet
Down the road, Ill probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor. – Alanis Morissette Category: Humor
