I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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We lovd, and we lovd as long as we could
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Twas pleasure that made it an oath. – John Dryden

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You know, thats the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. – Clare Boothe Luce

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