Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. – Ambrose Bierce
Mammalia, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce