Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. – Ambrose Bierce

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense. – Ambrose Bierce
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. – Ambrose Bierce