Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiration; is our polite recognition of anothers resemblance to ourselves. – Ambrose Bierce