Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. – Ambrose Bierce

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. – Ambrose Bierce
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of. – Ambrose Bierce
An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. – Ambrose Bierce
Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each others pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third. – Ambrose Bierce