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I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiots body. – Sloane Crosley

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Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking even then, the chances of being hit by a public bus at 30,000 feet are remarkably slim. I also have no problem with confined spaces. Or heights. What I am afraid of is speed. – Sloane Crosley

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Travel
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You cant possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until youve felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. – Sloane Crosley

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Beauty
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Ah, the power of two. Theres nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up bed, jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons? – Sloane Crosley

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parenting
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Learning
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I thought I was learning about show business. The more painful it was, the more important I thought the experience must be. Hating it, I convinced myself it must be invaluable. – Judy Holliday

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The fact is that the learning process goes on, and so long as the voices are not stilled and the singers go on singing some of it gets through. – Morris West

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Learning

Its interesting to do other peoples music – thats how I learned to play, by learning other peoples songs. Its nice to delve into how other people got to where they are. – Meshell Ndegeocello

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Learning

Ive definitely had my fair share at shaking my fists at the gods of Hollywood, but Im learning that I cannot think that way or I will go crazy. – Sarah Drew

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I think the church and the religion right now have a lot more to be worried about than SLAYER. – Kerry King

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The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her passing. – Marcel Proust

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Women, for centuries not having access to pornography and now unable to bear looking at the muck on the supermarket shelves, are astonished. Women do not believe that men believe what pornography says about women. But they do. From the worst to the best of them, they do. – Andrea Dworkin

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Pornography