I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. – Sloane Crosley
I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if its a paragraph. – Sloane Crosley
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley
The year most of my high school friends and I got our drivers permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl ones car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power. – Sloane Crosley