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Quote by Groucho Marx
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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Groucho Marx
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It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. – Henry Ford

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It pays to know the enemy – not least because at some time you may have the opportunity to turn him into a friend. – Margaret Thatcher

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People who have time on their hands will inevitably waste the time of people who have work to do. – Thomas Sowell

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Love is space and time measured by the heart. – Marcel Proust

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The nature of rumor is known to all. – Tertullian

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