Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx

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