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Quote by Groucho Marx
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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There is no room for second place. There is only one place in my game and that is first place. I have finished second twice in my time at Green Bay and I never want to finish second again. – Vince Lombardi

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Every day a thread makes a skein in the year. – Dutch Proverb

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I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality, order, and diligence, without the determination to concentrate myself on one subject at a time. – Charles Dickens

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Love is space and time measured by the heart. – Marcel Proust

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