Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Women should be obscene and not heard. – Groucho Marx

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. – Groucho Marx

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