Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Politics doesnt make strange bedfellows – marriage does. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx

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