I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx
I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youve got it made. – Groucho Marx
Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx