Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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She got her looks from her father. Hes a plastic surgeon. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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