I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx