Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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I like to spend time in the past, with the things that have been important to me. – John Wooden

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I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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