Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Marx

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Finding some quiet time in your life, I think, is hugely important. – Mariel Hemingway

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I spend a lot of time reading. – Bill Gates

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Man goes nowhere. Everything comes to man, like tomorrow. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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