Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.

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I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. – Jane Austen

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No principal is so noble, as there is none more holy, than that of a true obedience. – Henry Giles

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For me making music is part social, part interaction, part collaboration. – Norah Jones

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Friendship is essentially a partnership. – Aristotle

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