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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous nights date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldnt think of looking at another woman. – Marilyn Monroe

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I really had no great love for shoes. I was a working First Lady I was always in canvas shoes. I did nurture the shoes industry of the Philippines, and so every time there was a shoe fair, I would receive a pair of shoes as a token of gratitude. – Imelda Marcos

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When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass! – Bobby Knight

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If you dont have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? – John Wooden

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