Groucho Marx's Quote - I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Grouch

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Grouch

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx

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Women should be obscene and not heard. – Groucho Marx

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The innocent and the beautiful have no enemy but time. – William Butler Yeats

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Time is the longest distance between two places. – Tennessee Williams

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Forever is a long bargain. – Proverb

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. – David Star Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair

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Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance. – Max Eastman

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I came here as a practical man, to talk, not simply on the question of peace and war, but to treat another question which is of hardly less importance – the enormous and burdensome standing armaments which it is the practice of modern Governments to sustain in time of peace. – Richard Cobden

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We can invent only with memory. – Alphonse Karr

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