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I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a

I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen

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But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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Heres the good news. If I realize that Im insane, then Im okay with it. Im not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

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Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

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I enjoy being single, but I loved being married. – Stephanie Mills

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I havent been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. – David Boreanaz

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A miracle… my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because its hard, everyone knows its hard. – Gwen Stefani

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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

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