I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen
What is a normal childhood? We werent rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldnt save any money. – Charlie Sheen
I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen
Im dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. Its just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I dont have time for these clowns. – Charlie Sheen
Crystallizing my feelings about the game, I find that squash is less frustrating than golf, less fickle than tennis. It is easier than badminton, cheaper than polo. It is better exercise than bowls, quicker than cricket, less boring than jogging, drier than swimming, safer than hang gliding. – John Hopkins, Squash: A Joyful Game, 1980