Quote by Charlie Sheen
I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a

I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen

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Were going to shoot one Polaroid per show. Im going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, its worth a fortune. Ill make this a work of magic warlock art. – Charlie Sheen

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I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

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Im looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells, too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes. – Lisa Guerrero

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. – Evelyn Hendrickson

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