Quote by Charlie Sheen
I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a

I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen

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