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I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a

I tried marriage. Im 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. Im not going 0 for 4. Im not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen

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Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

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Poetry
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The only thing Im addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. – Charlie Sheen

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Success
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Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

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Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. – St. Jerome, Attack on Jovinian

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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didnt theyd be married too. – H. L. Mencken

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Ive learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the people that I work with to be people I enjoy, so you want to cast people who are as excited and enthusiastic as you are. – Shonda Rhimes

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Marriage is like a formality for me. – David Copperfield

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