I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley