I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley