I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley
The naturalistic literature of this country has reached such a state that no family of characters is considered true to life which does not include at least two hypochondriacs, one sadist, and one old man who spills food down the front of his vest. – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley