I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley