Most sermons sound to me like commercials – but I cant make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product. – Mignon McLaughlin
For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance. – Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. – Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. – Mignon McLaughlin
Hygiene is the corruption of medicine by morality. It is impossible to find a hygienist who does not debase his theory of the healthful with a theory of the virtuous. The true aim of medicine is not to make men virtuous; it is to safeguard and rescue them from the consequences of their vices. – H. L. Mencken