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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Never stay in a bad marriage, and dont hang around with psycho coke fiends. – Joe Rogan

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Marriage
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs. – Marianne Faithfull

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Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian – I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I dont think Im that type. – Jeremy Lin

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I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who Im dating or what drugs Im on or what club I went to. – Shia LaBeouf

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Coming through the fire and through the storm of life with a strong man, my fiance Ashanti, whom Ive been dating for eight months and two wonderful children beside me, Im just so happy that I have been able to maintain my integrity and get to where I am today with the right energy around me. – Angie Stone

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Ive always liked men better than women. – Bette Davis

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The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever – check the tire pressure. – Richard Hammond

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We watch a lot of Discovery Channel, shows like The Biggest Loser and even Amazing Race. You learn a lot about the world, its fun and nobodys interested in beating anybody down. And then the opposite: Im a huge fan of Survivor. – Alison Sweeney

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I have always had an interest in fashion and design and I appreciate style and timelessness within my footwear and accessories both on and off the court. – Maria Sharapova

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