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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

Other quotes by Joe Rogan

Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Joe Rogan
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Joe Rogan
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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
dating
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Ive always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end! – Carrie Ann Inaba

Category:
dating

Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. – Rashida Jones

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dating

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment. – Greta Scacchi

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dating

Youre talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. Ive never really been a dater. – Stockard Channing

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dating

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Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone. – Paul Tillich

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Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not… We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them. – John Henry Newman

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Whatever hysteria exists is inflamed by mystery, suspicion and secrecy. Hard and exact facts will cool it. – Elia Kazan

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To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour. – William Blake

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