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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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