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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Joe Rogan
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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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I aint scared to do another dating show, but I aint really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. Ive done enough dating on television. Im ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues. – Flavor Flav

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Its just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. – Bridget Hall

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In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesnt encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do whats best in my life, so if youre dating someone who doesnt want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldnt be dating them. – Veronica Roth

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I have no wisdom to share on dating. – Rachel Dratch

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