Quote by Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubiks Cube literally with his eyes closed because its just an algorithm. – Ashley Rickards

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When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be. – Emma Watson

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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. Thats who Im dating. – Ben Affleck

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I dont have the best dating track record. – Lauren Conrad

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