If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan
Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan