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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Other Quotes from
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I cant wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends. – David Gallagher

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dating

Heres the funny thing about the response Ive been aware of to my dating famous people: Its been very negative. Im either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. – Dax Shepard

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dating

I dont really talk about my personal life. Its a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide youre dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night. – Tracee Ellis Ross

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dating

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then Id get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Ive since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. – Matthew Perry

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Its such a luxury to be able to be happy about going to work in the morning. – Joe Pantoliano

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Faith, there hath been many great men that have flattered the people who neer loved them. – William Shakespeare

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Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Patience is better than wisdom: an ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains. All men praise patience, but few enough can practise it; it is a medicine which is good for all diseases, and therefore every old woman recommends it; but it is not every garden that grows the herbs to make it with. – Charles H. Spurgeon (1834–1892), “On Patience” (John Ploughman)

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