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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports
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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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At this years Open, Ill have five boyfriends. – Anna Kournikova

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Im quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. Thats been my approach, for the most part. – Orlando Bloom

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dating

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. Its about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there? – Neil LaBute

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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. – Martha Beck

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Beset by a difficult problem? Now is your chance to shine. Pick yourself up, get to work and get triumphantly through it. – Ralph Marston

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It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. – Earl of Chesterfield

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There is too much at stake for us to surrender to the politics of polarization. – Brad Henry

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