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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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Im dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. – Garry Shandling

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Its always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating. – Luke Wilson

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Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. Its about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there? – Neil LaBute

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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, This is just dumb. – Louis C. K.

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