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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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