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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Joe Rogan
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Its just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. – Bridget Hall

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I give dating advice on a regular basis. Its not that Im any expert, but its always nice to share that with your friends. – Ashley Tisdale

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dating

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy Im attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. Hes usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So its strange. – Megan Fox

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The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, theres nothing really to talk about. – Clint Eastwood

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Battle doesnt need a purpose; the battle is its own purpose. – Proverb

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The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone, is really, if physics is to be believed, observing the effects of the stone upon himself. – Bertrand Russell

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I would hope they would be our fellow artists, rather than trying to emulate or idolize clowns like us. – Maynard James Keenan

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