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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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Im enjoying dating. Im single, though, Im not in a relationship. – Matt Czuchry

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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be. – Emma Watson

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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when youre going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. – Usher

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Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart — a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water — I accept with joy. – Bhagavad Gita

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Knowledge once gained casts a light beyond its own immediate boundaries. – John Tyndall

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