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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan

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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland

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You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You dont go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship. – Daisy Fuentes

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I prefer ordinary girls – you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesnt mean we are dating. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. – Keanu Reeves

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