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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Right now, Im as single as a slice of American cheese. – Nick Cannon

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