Quote by Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

Other quotes by Joe Rogan

Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports
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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Ive been in plenty of situations where someone Im dating had more time for a console than me. – Josie Maran

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So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didnt work out, Id take that as failing. – Gavin DeGraw

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Its always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating. – Luke Wilson

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Im 31 now. I think Im beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. – Adam Sandler

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Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. – Ian Fleming

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In the case of my book, I dont think its really the coming-out gay novel that everyone really needed, even though it was received as such. The boy is too creepy, he betrays his teacher, the only adult man with whom hes enjoyed a sexual experience, etc. – Edmund White

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It would be impossible to “love” anyone or anything one knew completely. Love is directed towards what lies hidden in its object. – Paul Valéry, Tel quel, 1943

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I have never advocated war except as a means of peace. – Ulysses S. Grant

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