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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. – Joe Rogan

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Im older and wiser and I think Id make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. – Stevie Nicks

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I always say now that Im in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. – Hugh Hefner

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Its weird to have people so interested in your personal life. Its a part of the business that grosses me out. Im always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and theyre also famous, and they cant live their life. – Andy Samberg

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I cant wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends. – David Gallagher

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