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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

Other quotes by Joe Rogan

I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. – Martha Beck

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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. Thats who Im dating. – Ben Affleck

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I aint scared to do another dating show, but I aint really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. Ive done enough dating on television. Im ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues. – Flavor Flav

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Ive been in plenty of situations where someone Im dating had more time for a console than me. – Josie Maran

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