If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan
I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan
I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan
The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. Theyll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because theyre human beings. – Patti Stanger