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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, Hes very odd, but he likes to cook. Hes creepy, but he makes good pancakes! – Zoe Lister-Jones

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In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesnt encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do whats best in my life, so if youre dating someone who doesnt want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldnt be dating them. – Veronica Roth

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I like the idea of dating, but Im not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. Its hard to be in a relationship unless youre ready to go public with it. So its a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really dont want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder. – Cory Monteith

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I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy. – George Andrew Olah

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The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action. – Albert Einstein

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