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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator. – Joe Rogan

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Imagination
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Joe Rogan
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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Joe Rogan
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Dating is all about the chase. Its fun! – Lauren Conrad

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Ive had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently Im dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didnt know, though. – Julie Bowen

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You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Im older and wiser and I think Id make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. – Stevie Nicks

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dating

I prefer ordinary girls – you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesnt mean we are dating. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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He says NO! in thunder; but the Devil himself cannot make him say yes. – Herman Melville

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My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. Its got politics in it, its got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect, and wonderful religion things. – Kate Clinton

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