Quote by Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

Other quotes by Joe Rogan

I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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Joe Rogan
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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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Sports
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My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in 86 and she graduated in 88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff. – Cuba Gooding, Jr.

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Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which makes it all the better when you meet a really nice guy. – Lauren Conrad

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Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs. – Marianne Faithfull

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Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, its one thing. I dont have a lot of time to think about dating. – Chris Pine

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The level of detail and craft is something thats inscribed within the original design concept. And so when I begin to draw, I know what kind of detailing I want the building to have. – Tadao Ando

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Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life. – Author Unknown

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