Quote by Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfrien

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan

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I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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In a relationship you have to open yourself up. – Neil LaBute

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Personally, I dont like a girlfriend to have a husband. If shell fool her husband, I figure shell fool me. – Orson Welles

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At this years Open, Ill have five boyfriends. – Anna Kournikova

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The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, theres nothing really to talk about. – Clint Eastwood

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The blame is his who chooses: God is blameless. – Plato

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Next to enjoying ourselves, the next greatest pleasure consists in preventing others from enjoying themselves, or, more generally, in the acquisition of power. – Bertrand Russell

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