Quote by Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

Category:
Technology
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

Category:
Men
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

Category:
Housework
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
category

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Fortune of the Republic, 1878

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Weeds

May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. – A.A. Milne

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Weeds

But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. – Robert M. Pyle

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Weeds

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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager

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Coffee

In a dancer, there is a reverence for such forgotten things as the miracle of the small beautiful bones and their delicate strength. – Martha Graham

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Dancing

Some of my high school teachers did remind me that I had an excellent imagination when it came to making up excuses. – David E. Kelley

Category:
Imagination

Marriage is the sunset of love. – Proverb

Category:
Marriage