Quote by Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

Category:
Humanity
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All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry

Category:
Music
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

Category:
How True!
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
category

Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. – Leonardo da Vinci

Category:
Weeds

A weed is but an unloved flower. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Category:
Weeds

Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. – William Shakespeare

Category:
Weeds

But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. – Robert M. Pyle

Category:
Weeds

Random Quotes

Im still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes. – Tracey Ullman

Category:
car

Im a home cook and love to read about food, but Im not trained as a chef. Im just really into cooking and passionate about it. – Ted Allen

Category:
Food

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. – Author Unknown

Category:
Friendship

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit. – Napoleon Hill

Category:
Business