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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
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A weed is but an unloved flower. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Weeds

May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Weeds

Random Quotes

My grandfather could barely read. My grandmother had a sixth-grade education. They were people who were industrious. They were frugal. – Clarence Thomas

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Education

For many, the hijab represents modesty, piety and devotion to God, and I truly respect that. But the hijab should not be used as a means of applying social pressure on people. – Queen Rania of Jordan

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respect

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it. – Bob Hope

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Money

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable. – Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917

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Integrity