Quote by Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
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One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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Weeds

A weed is but an unloved flower. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Weeds

He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Weeds

We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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Weeds

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Nothing fails like failure. – Margaret Drabble

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

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Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes. – Norman Douglas

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