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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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car
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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Camping
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
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One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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Weeds

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds

May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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Weeds

Random Quotes

Its sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. – Henry Rollins

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sad

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life

Let them be reassured, it has never been one of our intentions to ban religion in society, but solely to protect the national education system from any conspicuous display of religious affiliation. – Jean-Pierre Raffarin

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Education

Flowers that are so pathetic in their beauty, frail as the clouds, and in their coloring as gorgeous as the heavens, had through thousands of years been the heritage of children – honored as the jewelry of God…. – Thomas De Quincey

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Jewelry