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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Dave Barry
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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Weeds

He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Weeds

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds

But make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. – Robert M. Pyle

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Weeds

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I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. – Charles Dickens

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