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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them. – A.A. Milne

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One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Fortune of the Republic, 1878

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Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content. РAlfred de Musset, Le Po̬te d̩chu, 1839

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You cant give up something you really believe in for financial reasons. If you die by the roadside – so be it. But at least you know youve tried. Ten minutes in the music scene was the equal of one hundred years outside of it. – Robert Plant

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New York had a big influence on me growing up, and I was really part of the club scene – the Mudd Club and Studio 54. When youre living in New York, you are just bombarded with style, trying to figure out how to be cool and how to feel relaxed at the same time. – Dylan McDermott

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