Quote by Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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Business
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
category

May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Fortune of the Republic, 1878

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Weeds

Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. – William Shakespeare

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Weeds

Random Quotes

Parents are key when it comes to keeping kids off drugs. Good parenting is the best anti-drug we have. – Mel Carnahan

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parenting

Emotion is often what we rely upon to carry us across the unfathomable voids in our intelligence. – Bryant H. McGill

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Intelligence

The important thing is that men should have a purpose in life. It should be something useful, something good. – Dalai Lama

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good

To the first class belong the Gospels and Acts to the second, the Epistles to the third, the Revelation. – Philip Schaff

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Religion