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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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What is a weed? I have heard it said that there are sixty definitions. For me, a weed is a plant out of place. – Donald Culross Peattie

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One is tempted to say that the most human plants, after all, are the weeds. – John Burroughs, Pepacton, 1881

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Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live in, no one single decision can make life suddenly better or can turn history around for the good. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Better than silence is? – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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