Quote by Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. – William Shakespeare

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Weeds

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

A weed is but an unloved flower. – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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Weeds

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The process of meditation does not take you to some new world; it only introduces you to the world where you have been for lives upon lives. The process of meditation does not add anything to you; it only takes away what is wrong, cuts it away, sheds it off. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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Meditation

If the experience of science teaches anything, its that the world is very strange and surprising. The many revolutions in science have certainly shown that. – John Polkinghorne

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Experience

Woe to that nation whose literature is cut short by the intrusion of force. This is not merely interference with freedom of the press but the sealing up of a nations heart, the excision of its memory. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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The GTO is such an important car because its a racing car and a touring car and thats pretty unusual. – Nick Mason

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car