Quote by Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

Category:
Internet
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Weeds
category

Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. – William Shakespeare

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Weeds

May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. – Author Unknown

Category:
Weeds

He who hunts for flowers will finds flowers; and he who loves weeds will find weeds. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Weeds

Random Quotes

Everything family does is reflection on the other people. – Kim Kardashian

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Family

Finds progress, mans distinctive mark alone, Not Gods, and not the beasts God is, they are, Man partly is, and wholly hopes to be. – Robert Browning

Category:
alone

An architects most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site. – Frank Lloyd Wright

Category:
architecture

A sale is not something you pursue, its what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer. – Source Unknown

Category:
Shopping