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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Even the richest soil, if left uncultivated will produce the rankest weeds. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Weeds

We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt – as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it. – E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

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Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

May all your weeds be wildflowers. – Author Unknown

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Weeds

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From the Taoist point of view, the natural result of this harmonious way of living is happiness. – Benjamin Hoff

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Happiness

The eyes those silent tongues of love. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Face, Faces

You know, were each the hero of our own story and we perceive whats going on around us, and especially in a relationship, from the kind of viewpoint of, Well, this is my story, and Im the hero of that, and I justify what I do around it. – Michael Sheen

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relationship

Our founders got it right when they wrote in the Declaration of Independence that our rights come from nature and natures God, not from government. – Paul Ryan

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God