Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller