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Quote by Cynthia Heimel
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. – Cynthia Heimel

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Never judge someone by who hes in love with judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. – Cynthia Heimel

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