The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard Category: America
Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom. – Alexis de Tocqueville Category: America
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair. – Arnold Toynbee Category: America
In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated. – Walter Annenberg Category: Education
Being identified as a poet in France or Denmark or India one is greeted with gracious respect. – James Broughton Category: respect
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry Category: Technology
