John Updike's Quote - America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. – John Updike

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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. – John Updike

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I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone. – John Updike

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We are most alive when were in love. – John Updike

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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other peoples patience. – John Updike

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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. – Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888

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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. – H.L. Mencken

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Here we write well when we expose frauds and hypocrites. We are great at counting warts and blemishes and weighting feet of clay. In expressing love, we belong among the underdeveloped countries. – Saul Bellow

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America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven mens cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. – Walter Abish

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