Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk o

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Religion
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I read Christopher McDougalls book Born to Run. If running were a religion, this would be its bible. I actually scribbled my favorite passages on my arm to read during the race. – Jennifer Carpenter

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Religion

What the feminists want of me is something they havent examined because it comes from religion. They want me to bear witness. – Doris Lessing

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Religion

It appears to be in the nature of religion itself to be prejudiced against those who are different. – John Shelby Spong

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Religion

Communism was meant to be an alternative religion. – David Miliband

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Religion

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He is a poor patriot whose patriotism does not enable him to understand how all men everywhere feel about their altars and their hearthstones, their flag and their fatherland. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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The optimism of a healthy mind is indefatigable. – Margery Allingham

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The functions of these elders, therefore, determine the power of the people for a representative is one chosen by others to do in their name what they are entitled to do in their own persons or rather to exercise the powers which radically inhere in those for whom they act. – Charles Hodge

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