The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry