Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk o

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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The true meaning of religion is thus, not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion. – Matthew Arnold

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Religion

True religion is real living living with all ones soul, with all ones goodness and righteousness. – Albert Einstein

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Religion

Those among them that have not received our religion do not fright any from it, and use none ill that goes over to it, so that all the while I was there one man was only punished on this occasion. – Thomas More

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Religion

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. – Doug McLeod

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