Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk o

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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Worship is a way of seeing the world in the light of God. – Abraham Joshua Heschel

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Religion

Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce

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Religion

I wish your increase in holiness, number, love, religion, and righteousness and wait you, and cease to contend with these men that are gone from us, for there is nothing that shall convince them but judgment. – Donald Cargill

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Religion

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. – Doug McLeod

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Religion

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I am the greatest. Not only do I knock em out, I pick the round! – Muhammad Ali

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