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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk o

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Other Quotes from
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I like the silence of a church, before the service begins better than any preaching. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Religion

The only difference is that religion is much better organised and has been around much longer, but its the same story with different characters and different costumes. – James Randi

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Religion

If your religion doesnt teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse than useless. – Dennis Prager

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Religion

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions. – Author Unknown

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Religion

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Adults are obsolete children. – Dr. Seuss

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He stood looking after them… as though he had perceived that they had come back accompanied by a ghost a-piece. – Charles Dickens, Little Dorrit

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My joy may be diminished now, but I am still alive to be more joyful ahead. – Ankam Nithin Kumar

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