Quote by Dave Barry
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk o

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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It doesnt make any difference what religion you are, or how young you are or how old you are-if they go to these abortion mills and stand there and pray-that would make a lot of difference. – Norma McCorvey

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Whoever seeks to set one religion against another seeks to destroy all religion. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I call religion a natural authority, but it has usually been conceived as a supernatural authority. – Herbert Read

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