Most ball games are lost, not won. – Casey Stengel
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

Most ball games are lost, not won. – Casey Stengel
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living. – Casey Stengel
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel