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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Category:
smile
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. – Simon Wiesenthal

Category:
Humor

A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If its in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it. – Ivan Reitman

Category:
Humor

I dont think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesnt sound like the kind of thing Id do. – Tommy Lee Jones

Category:
Humor

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. – Russell Baker

Category:
Humor

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Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette. – Bill Blass

Category:
Women

Scientists have become the bearers of the torch of discovery in our quest for knowledge. – Stephen Hawking

Category:
Knowledge

Life is a warfare and a strangers sojourn, and after fame is oblivion. – Marcus Aurelius

Category:
Fame

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

Category:
Dogs