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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Category:
smile
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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Humor
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A rich mans joke is always funny. – Thomas Edward Brown

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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise. – Jami Gertz

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Humor

The script was just the best Id read in a long time and I love the humor, which I wasnt expecting, and I like the fact that my six year old daughter can see the show without being, you know, protected from it. – Stephen Collins

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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story. – Stephen Sommers

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When love is at its best, one loves so much that he cannot forget. – Helen Hunt Jackson

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War kills men, and men deplore the loss but war also crushes bad principles and tyrants, and so saves societies. – Charles Caleb Colton

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