Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Humor
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Our ability to find humor in the world, to make connections between previously unconnected notions, to create new ideas, to share in a common culture: All these essentially human acts depend on memory. – Joshua Foer

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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. – Jennifer Jones

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Using no control and using humor will build a relationship and make a dent to where the client puts the counselor in their quality world and then begins to relate and seek out the counselor. Effective therapy begins with the acceptance of the therapist into the clients quality world. – William Glasser

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Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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Humor

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“Life is too short,” she panicked, “I want more.” He nodded slowly, “Wake up earlier.” – Dr.SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

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Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge. – Leonardo da Vinci

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On the other side of that coin, and far outweighing it, is the fact that Ive been able to use genre of Fantasy/Horror and express my opinion, talk a little about society, do a little bit of satire and thats been great, man. A lot of people dont have that platform. – George A. Romero

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Society