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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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