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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
Author
Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Category:
smile
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Humor

I dont think its possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. – Christopher Hitchens

Category:
Humor

Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige. – Jean Pigozzi

Category:
Humor

Joe Barberas s always complaining that he cant get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. Youve got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives? – John Kricfalusi

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

Some quality performances and movies have a chance to be rewarded, but its not like its a bible. – Javier Bardem

Category:
movies

These things will destroy the human race: politics without principle, progress without compassion, wealth without work, learning without silence, religion without fearlessness and worship without awareness. – Anthony de Mello

Category:
Learning

One may summon his philosophy when they are beaten in battle, not till then. – John Burroughs

Category:
Philosophy

It is clear that the pharmaceutical industry is not, by any stretch of the imagination, doing enough to ensure that the poor have access to adequate medical care. – Paul Farmer

Category:
Imagination