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Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. – W. Somerset Maugham

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

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Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge

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Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldnt normally try. – Melinda Clarke

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Generosity during life is a very different thing from generosity in the hour of death one proceeds from genuine liberality and benevolence, the other from pride or fear. – Horace Mann

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I dont think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I dont want to be a part of a show where its mostly about coming up with the jokes. – Sherilyn Fenn

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Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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