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Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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