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Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Category:
smile
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Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Puns are a form of humor with words. – Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Category:
Humor

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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Humor

Certainly, anyone whom Ive witnessed, who has gone through something horrible and life-changing, has a sense of ironic humor, or an ability to look at the peculiarities of the world and find humor in it. – Christopher Heyerdahl

Category:
Humor

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. – W. Somerset Maugham

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Humor

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Fasting strengthens control over our appetites, thus contributing to self-mastery. – George Romney

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Horses – if God made anything more beautiful, he kept it for himself. – Author Unknown

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