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Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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Humor
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Its continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as youve got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I dont think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances. – Rachael Ray

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Humor

Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles. – Allen Klein

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Humor

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Humor

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years. – Allen Klein

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Whoever rewards evil for good, evil will not depart from their house. – Bible

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Giving up even an ounce of precious freedom is a very serious thing to do. – Charles Schumer

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Modern Orthodoxy has a highly positive attitude toward the State of Israel. Our Ultra-Orthodox brethren recognize only the Holy Land, but not the state. – Norman Lamm

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I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car. – Albert Wynn

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car