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Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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Humor

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Humor

Sometimes the best cure for life’s woes is a sense of humor. – Frank Sonnenberg

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Humor

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss. – Allen Klein

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Humor

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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. РJos̩ Simons

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The one thing that matters is the effort. It continues, whereas the end to be attained is but an illusion of the climber, as he fares on and on from crest to crest; and once the goal is reached it has no meaning. РAntoine de Saint-Exup̩ry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by St

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Effort

If I go on dates, my mom is always with me. Shes always there making sure Im all right. Like if I go to see a movie with a boy, shell go to dinner next door. – Ariel Winter

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mom

No man ever looks at the world with pristine eyes. He sees it edited by a definite set of customs and institutions and ways of thinking. – Ruth Benedict

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Perception