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Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. – Alice Meynell

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I dont think humor is forced upon my universe its a part of it. – Manuel Puig

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I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. – Nicole Appleton

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