Quote by Lana Turner
Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for thos

Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. – Eric Sevareid

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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

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