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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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My biggest hobby is hanging out with my family and kids. – Joel Osteen

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If you want to look at the state of humans, you should look at the state of animals first. People are choosing whether or not they can feed an animal and their family. And every shelter coast-to-coast is stuffed. – Rachael Ray

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Broken relationships are a source of heavy heartbreak that seem to affect every family. – Jerry B. Jenkins

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When trouble comes, its your family that supports you. – Guy Lafleur

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That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment. – Richard Schickel

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Nothing is more elegant than ready money! – Proverb

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