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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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A family with the wrong members in control that, perhaps, is as near as one can come to describing England in a phrase. – George Orwell

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Im from a lower middle class background all my family were immigrants. – Billy Corgan

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I feel my familys needs are a priority. Im not comfortable with the idea of serving the many and ignoring my family. – Susan Sarandon

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If you want to see mankind fully, look at a family. Within the family minds become organically one, and for this reason the family is total poetry. – Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

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I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. – Winston Churchill

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No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly. – Miguel de Cervantes

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