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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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Emo Philips
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, youll be going, you know, were alright. We are dang near royalty. – Jeff Foxworthy

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams

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I text a lot people, because its how I stay connected with all my family and friends when Im on set and traveling. – Ashley Tisdale

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I dont see how the party that says its the party of the family is going to adopt an immigration policy which destroys families that have been here a quarter century. – Newt Gingrich

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A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. – Arthur Bloch

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The friendship of Shostakovich cast a brilliant light over my whole life and whose spiritual qualities captured my soul once and for all time. – Galina Vishnevskaya

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Meditation has no goal. We should not have any aim, goal, or desire for having any gains through meditation. It should be playful and natural. – Author Unknown

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Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort rather, it concerns the basic human rights of family, country, justice and human dignity. – Imelda Marcos

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