Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
In my family, we let our boys have a say in what veggie side they want for dinner that night. We list off a handful of options and get them excited about helping to plan the dinner menu. Theyre much more inclined to finish their plates when theyve helped decide what goes on them. – Cat Cora