Quote by Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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When Im ready, I plan to adopt. I still believe in family. – LaToya Jackson

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My priorities are always going to be my husband and my family now. Thats a huge, huge thing. – Gwen Stefani

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I now have two different audiences. Theres the one that has been watching my action films for 20 years, and the American family audience. American jokes, less fighting. – Jackie Chan

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It all starts with the script: its not worth taking myself away from my family if I dont have something Im really passionate about. – Steven Spielberg

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Research clearly shows us that the earlier women think about maintaining their bone mass and take the steps to do so, the better their health will be in the long run. – Lois Capps

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I wish the government and the Minister of Justice would address these legal and constitutional arguments, but they refuse to. They want Canadians to go blindly into their brave new world, but it is not wise for a society to move blindly in any direction. – Stockwell Day

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