Emo Philips's Quote - Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Quote by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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