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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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Emo Philips
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A small family is soon provided for. – English Proverb

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Family

An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship. – Spanish Proverb

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Family

The dirty little secret is that the pool man, whos making $30,000 a year, is subsidizing the million-dollar mortgage for the family whose pool he cleans. No wonder people want to get rid of tax breaks for corporate jets. – Dee Dee Myers

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Family

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general. – Novalis

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Family

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. – Adam Carolla

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Future

And to this day I wish I had lingered a week or so…. But we stupid mortals, or most of us, are always in haste to reach somewhere else, forgetting that the zest is in the journey and not in the destination. – Ralph D. Paine, Roads of Adventure

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Im not good at future planning. I dont plan at all. I dont know what Im doing tomorrow. I dont have a day planner and I dont have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future. – Heath Ledger

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Future

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef love, like being enlivened with champagne. – Samuel Johnson

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