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Quote by Emo Philips
Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

Category:
good
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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Even as the cell is the unit of the organic body, so the family is the unit of society. – Ruth Nanda Anshen

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I come from a massive family, and the youngest is twentysomething years younger than I am, so I grew up with children. – Vera Farmiga

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The name Van Halen, the family legacy, is going to go on long after Im gone. – Eddie Van Halen

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I dont think a female running a house is a problem, a broken family. Its perceived as one because of the notion that a head is a man. – Toni Morrison

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I could easily exist on less money, but I like the way I live now. – Christina Ricci

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One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark. – Chinese Proverb

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