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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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Emo Philips
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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life. – Barbara Bush

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The summer before I went to culinary school, my family wanted me to take a job on a movie to make sure that I was making the right decision. I think they hoped I would change my mind about culinary school. – Giada De Laurentiis

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I always tried to do things by example, even though I was not a very good mother regarding routines and family life. – Vivienne Westwood

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The name Van Halen, the family legacy, is going to go on long after Im gone. – Eddie Van Halen

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Violent means will give violent freedom. That would be a menace to the world and to India herself. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Arkansas is a state where politics is retail. – Mike Huckabee

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Growing up, I wanted desperately to please, to be a good girl. – Claire Danes

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