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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kil

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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