A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. – Douglas Adams
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. – Douglas Adams
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams