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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. – Douglas Adams

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams

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design
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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Advertising
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The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams

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Enemy, Enemies
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I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. – G.K. Chesterton

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. – Author unknown, but probably a secretary!

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Next to excellence is the appreciation of it. – William Makepeace

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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Havin fun while freedom fightin must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water – which is known to have lithium in it – because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. – Molly Ivins

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My object will be, if possible, to form Christian men, for Christian boys I can scarcely hope to make. – Thomas Arnold

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