I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. – Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. – Douglas Adams
One always overcompensates for disabilities. Im thinking of having my entire body surgically removed. – Douglas Adams
I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: “Macintosh – We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.” – Douglas Adams
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. – Douglas Adams