Marriage is the death of hope. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

Marriage is the death of hope. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen