Marriage is the death of hope. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen

Marriage is the death of hope. – Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, its the government. – Woody Allen
Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen