Quote by Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book cl

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Medical
category

Ive been advised not to have any more children for medical reasons, so thats it – the shop has closed, even though I would have loved a daughter. – Toni Braxton

Category:
Medical

Today, all patients accepted for treatment at St. Judes are treated without regard for the familys ability to pay. Everything beyond what is covered by insurance is taken care of, and for those without insurance, all of the medical costs are absorbed by the hospital. – Marlo Thomas

Category:
Medical

There are the medical dangers of football in general caused by head trauma over repetitive hits. – H. G. Bissinger

Category:
Medical

Immortality Device has been tested and researched by medical researchers all over the world from time to time. They email me and told me what they found. I post their results sometimes on my site. – Alex Chiu

Category:
Medical

Random Quotes

Patience, the beggars virtue, shall find no harbor here. – Philip Massinger

Category:
Patience

We think that diamonds are very important, gold is very important, all these minerals are very important. We call them precious minerals, but they are all forms of the soil. But that part of this mineral that is on top, like it is the skin of the earth, that is the most precious of the commons. – Wangari Maathai (1940–2011), Dirt! The Movie, 2009

Category:
Gardens

Be sure what you want and be sure about yourself. Fashion is not just beauty, its about good attitude. You have to believe in yourself and be strong. – Adriana Lima

Category:
Attitude

Oh, one world at a time! – Henry David Thoreau, when asked about afterlife

Category:
Miscellaneous