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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book cl

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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