Quote by Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book cl

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didnt, in reality, do what they did on TV. – Benjamin Carson

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We still have people in the active duty, and if people are feeling ill, if theyre experiencing various symptoms and theyre still in the active duty, theyre less likely to come forward because that could result in their medical discharge. – Bernard Sanders

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During a trip to Iraq last fall, I visited our theater hospital at Balad Air Force Base and witnessed these skilled medical professionals in action and met the brave soldiers whose lives they saved. – Melissa Bean

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I welcome the President and working with him to try to get some of that medical malpractice reform so we can get the cost of health care to come down. – Ben Quayle

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I hope to continue writing. I hope to continue teaching. – Jenna Bush

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Home is the place we love best and grumble the most. – Billy Sunday

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Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it. – Buddha

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Its morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. – W. C. Fields

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