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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book cl

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Kennedy lied and lied about his health while he was alive, even using his fathers influence to get into the Navy without ever taking a medical examination. – Richard Reeves

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Money has transformed every watchdog, every independent authority. Medical doctors are increasingly gulled by the lobbying of pharmaceutical salesmen. – Thomas Frank

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Thats the thing. in medicine, youre used to saying theres a problem within the person, and saying theres a problem within the culture, thats not a medical answer. Medicine has to look in one direction, so theres only one type of answer that they can find. – Chester Brown

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If one of us, any of us, any American is traveling in a town somewhere in America and a medical crisis hits them, for someone who is diabetic or perhaps has heart disease or some other problems, where do we get the records to determine what to do? – Timothy Murphy

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