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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book cl

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. – Alonzo Clark

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A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. – Author unknown

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After he was assassinated, his family and the men who had served him continued the lying and began the destruction, censoring and hiding of JFKs medical records. – Richard Reeves

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