When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright Category: Twins
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings Category: Twins
All the measures of the Government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer. – William Henry Harrison Category: Government
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. – Al McGuire Category: Back to School
It is hard to say whether doctors of law or divinity have made the greater advances in the lucrative business of mystery. – Edmund Burke Category: Justice & Law
Stonehenge was built possibly by the Minoans. It presents one of mans first attempts to order his view of the outside world. – Stephen Gardiner Category: History
