Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry Category: Sports :: Golf
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. – Jerome Dean Category: Sports :: Golf
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry Category: Sports :: Golf
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin Category: Halloween
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. – G.K. Chesterton Category: Art
If wishes were fishes wed all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses wed all ride. – Doug Horton Category: Wish, Wishes, Wishing
