I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you. – Seve Ballesteros Category: Sports :: Golf
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry Category: Sports :: Golf
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun Category: Sports :: Golf
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry Category: Sports :: Golf
Stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage; minds innocent and quiet take that for an hermitage. – Richard Lovelace Category: Prison
No matter what, like, I couldnt – I could break a world record, get an Olympic gold medal, and my mom would be, like, you could have done better. But you looked pretty. Thats what she says all the time. – Ryan Lochte Category: mom
The secret is to make sure your family comes before anything else, because no matter what you do youve got to come home. – Barry Gibb Category: Family
