I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you. – Seve Ballesteros Category: Sports :: Golf
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. – Jerome Dean Category: Sports :: Golf
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry Category: Sports :: Golf
All poets adore explosions, thunderstorms, tornadoes, conflagrations, ruins, scenes of spectacular carnage. The poetic imagination is therefore not at all a desirable quality in a chief of state. – W. H. Auden Category: Leadership
You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas. – Ed Markey Category: car
