Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry Category: Sports :: Golf
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun Category: Sports :: Golf
By the time you get to your ball, if you dont know what to do with it, try another sport. – Julius Boros Category: Sports :: Golf
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. – Julius Boros Category: Sports :: Golf
Let me enjoy the earth no less Because the all-enacting MightThat fashioned forth its lovelinessHad other aims than my delight. – Thomas Hardy Category: Earth
Research has shown time and time again that infants who receive the high-quality child care and early education programs do better in school, have more developed social skills, and display fewer behavior problems. – Judy Biggert Category: Education
