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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Pro

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry

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Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun

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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? – Anon.

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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. – Billy Joel

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A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. – Jean Giraudoux

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