Quote by Dave Berry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Pro

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine. Jaime, O – Seve Ballesteros

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Im not much of a golfer, I dont have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. – Paul William “Bear” Bryant

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