Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun

Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? – Anon.

All is fair in love and golf. – Proverb

Im not much of a golfer, I dont have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. – Paul William “Bear” Bryant