Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Sir Winston Churchill

Im not much of a golfer, I dont have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. – Paul William “Bear” Bryant

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun